The Book of Carly

Carly: HELLO INTERNET PPL, MY NAME IS CARLY

Sam: AND I'M SAM

Both: AND YOU ARE WATCHING IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICARLY

Carly: WITH ME CARLY

Sam: AND ME SAM

Carly: HEY SAM

Sam: YES CARLY

Carly: LET'S TOUCH EACH OTHERS BOOBS AND MAKE SEXUAL NOISES TOGETHER

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Freddie: OH SHREK

Shrek: *Roars a mighty roar as he fills Freddie's butt with his love*

Freddie: OBBY

Shrek: It's all Ogre now